I Don’t Do Sarcasm Anymore … I’m Post-Ironic

I’m only here for comic relief.

gilmore girls cancelled after 7 seasons

Well America, you’ve done it again. The cancellation of The O.C. just wasn’t enough for you, huh? Way to go.

Michel: It’s cold and grey like a fat dead pigeon.

That’s how my heart feels, America.

Seriously, do you thrive of bringing pain to others? I’m not talking ouch I sat on a pin pain, I’m talking holy shit, I accidently dipped my arm into a pool of lava which caused me to walk backwards into a helicopter propeller which hit me right in the eyes pain. COLD AND GREY LIKE A FAT DEAD PIGEON, America.

Never again will we hear Paris complaining. Never again will we hear Miss Patty singing or Lane playing the drums. Never again will we see what new job Kirk has gotten each week or what plans Taylor has for Stars Hollow. Never again will we hear Michel come up with gems such as “people are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to anymore of them”. Never again will we learn great cooking tips from Sookie, or drink coffee whilst pretending it’s as good as what Luke has in his diner. Never again will we hear Emily and Richard bickering with each other, or Jess and Dean arguing over which one of them is better. Finally, never again will we see Rory upsetting Lorelai and causing her pain like the stupid little bitch that she is. What the hell happened? Rory was awesome in the beginning seasons. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN IT? But most of all, never again will we see Lorelai and the Dragonfly Inn. Lorelai is by far the greatest character on the show, and Lauren Graham is just awesome.

AMERICA, WHY DO YOU MAKE IT SO EASY FOR ME TO HATE YOU?

The last episode of Gilmore Girls will air on May 15th. I hope they finally do something good with season 7 and make it a good ending, otherwise I’m going to sue America. YES, I’M GOING TO SUE A COUNTRY AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME.

Bye Gilmore Girls, I love you. And whomever is responsible for the cancellation of this fabulous show, I hope you get french kissed by George Bush.

Lorelai: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Gilmores of our lives.

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