I Don’t Do Sarcasm Anymore … I’m Post-Ironic

Some of you may be readers of the website PerezHilton.com. If you are you will know he was DJing at the Soho Revue Bar in London last night. Who do you know that reads his site and lives in London? That’s right, me. No, you don’t win a prize for guessing correctly.

So anyway we get to the bar last night and the queue is going around 2 corners. After queuing for 45-60 minutes people at the front were getting told they couldn’t go in because they didn’t have a ticket, or pretty much because the bouncers decided only certain people were going to be let in to the venue.

The paparazzi were also outside the doors and so it meant famous people would be present. I have a really strong hatred for the paparazzi ever since an incident that occurred after an Amy Winehouse VIP party, but that’s a story for another day.

Anyway, the bouncers didn’t have a problem with us going in because we are pretty much awesome, and so we entered. Jodie Harsh was hosting the party and I must say his/her (let’s just refer to Jodie as a female from now) DJing was fucking awesome. She’s pretty badass and every time she walked around the club she had 2 security men accompanying her.

There were a few celebrities around but mostly people I don’t care about enough to mention. Perez finally started DJing at around 1:30am, and started with a mix he said we were the first people to hear. It was pretty much a song about his penis. Video below. Recorded on phone.

The night consisted mostly of what you see on this flyer:

And they weren’t kidding about the slutty pole dancers. Video of that below, again recorded on phone.

Overall it was a good night but I do have one complaint. Drinks were an average of £8/$16 for spirit + mixer. What is that about! Quote of the night, said by me at the end of the party: “It would have been better if the cheaps were drinker.” Worst thing is, I wasn’t even drunk.