I Don’t Do Sarcasm Anymore … I’m Post-Ironic

It’s about time I mentioned America and how great it is at destroying the world.
George W.(anker) Bush’s idiocy is finally coming to an end, but will he be replaced by another idiot?

Even if you don’t live in America, pretend you do, and pretend you are of voting age. Who would you vote for? Or if you are in America and voted, who did you vote for?

Key
[D] = Democrat
[R] = Republican
OUT = Out of the presidential race

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Personally, I’ve got a crush on Obama (see also: Obama vs. Giuliani).
Even though I do want Obama to be the Democratic candidate, I won’t mind if Clinton gets it just as long as in the end a Democrat wins. If the next president is a Republican, I think I will have to go and live on the moon. And I’ll be taking Michael Vartan with me. Think about that, America. Can you really live without seeing Michael’s face on television and in movies again? I don’t think so. Or if that’s not your thing, I’ll also be taking Sarah Shahi. Think long and hard about your decision.

Okay let’s step away from the elections for a moment and just focus on America’s fuckups. I feel like every time I write about the US of A it’s in a negative way. It’s not that I’m hating on you, I’m not! (Maybe just a little). I love America! I have a house in Los Angeles for fuck’s sake. But really? Even you have to admit that you are sucking monkey balls lately.

Please, America. Allow the world to wake up one day and not feel like injecting Americans with high doses of MRSA. That’s all we ask for.

VOTE OBAMA/CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT.